The Left’s Tectonic Plates Shift

Historians may – or, there again, may not – record that the Left’s tectonic plates shifted at 8.11pm on Thursday. That was when Coventry South MP Zarah Sultana pressed the button on her electronic device and posted a message on X to say she was quitting Labour to ‘co-lead the founding of a new party’ with Jeremy Corbyn.

‘The time is now,’ announced Comrade Sultana, 31. ‘We are not going to take this any more. In 2029 the choice will be stark: socialism or barbarism.’ Barbarism!

The balloon had gone up. Leftist civil war had been declared. It was ‘action stations’ and ‘en garde’ and ‘red alert’, with the emphasis on the red. A Leftist breakaway movement had been expected for months, rumours building like summer thunder clouds.

On Wednesday evening, with Labour rocked by parliamentary divisions over welfare cuts and with crisis surrounding the future of that leaky bucket Rachel Reeves, Mr Corbyn revealed an inch of ankle on ITV.

Interviewer Robert Peston asked the former Labour leader – who was ejected from his old party by his onetime lieutenant Sir Keir Starmer – if he was really going to start a new party. The Che Guevara of Islington North stroked his beardlet, sat back on his sofa with just a hint of prosperous tummy, and replied that there was ‘a thirst’ for such a venture and more would be disclosed anon.

Twenty-four hours later young Zarah had activated the fission. Kaboom. The Great Leftist Split had been triggered.

Or perhaps not. As yesterday’s brave new dawn broke in north London it became evident that a small mushroom cloud had formed over Islington. Mr Corbyn, 76, had exploded in the most terrible bate. Ms Sultana, with youthful impatience, had jumped the gun.

The dramatic reveal had been bungled. In political terms it was a case of what old-fashioned doctors used to call ejaculatio praecox.

Coventry South MP Zarah Sultana and Islington North MP Jeremy Corbyn have teamed up to announce a new left-wing party

The former Labour Leader was previously ousted by his once right-hand man Sir Keir Starmer (pictured at PMQs July 2, 2025)

The Bungled Launch

Despite Ms Sultana’s ‘the time is now’ claim, the time was meant to have been later, possibly on the eve of the Labour Party conference in the autumn when it might have had considerably more impact. But now the semi-secret was out, and it was running up and down the cloisters of Westminster with nothing to cover its modesty. They may be socialist egalitarians but Lefties are just as good at hating each other as Brexity Right-wingers. If anything, they do it with less humour.

You only had to look at the sulphurous scenes in the Commons during Tuesday’s welfare debate. Even after the Government had caved in, Labour MPs such as Andy McDonald, Imran Hussain and Ian Lavery were foul to the Government.

What they now must think of Zarah Sultana, one dreads to think.

To launch a political party is quite something. To bungle the launch of one is even more of an achievement. It demands a special type of dimness, muddle and vaunting self-regard.

Ms Sultana seems to have thought herself a sufficiently big raisin to break the news herself, only to have her veteran co-conspirator rage at her impetuosity.

Once he had recovered his equilibrium Mr Corbyn himself issued a message on X yesterday lunchtime to say that ‘real change is coming’ (NB not yet) and that Ms Sultana would ‘help us build a real alternative’ to Labour.

You will notice that is not quite the same as confirming that she would be ‘co-leading’ the thing. Mr Corbyn’s message added that ‘the democratic foundations of a new kind of party will soon take shape’.

Translation: you can forget about calling yourself a co-leader, young lady, until you have been voted as such by the new party’s rank and file members.

A Leftist breakaway movement had been expected for months but Sultana seemed to have made the announcement prematurely (pictured August 2022)

The People’s Front of Judaea

This new party does not yet have a public name so for the time being we should perhaps call it The People’s Front of Judaea. This is not some jibe at Ms Sultana and Mr Corbyn’s trenchant, some might say excessive, support for Palestinian independence.

The People’s Front of Judaea is the knot of political obsessives in Monty Python’s Life Of Brian film, set in 1st century AD Jerusalem. When asked if they are the Judaean People’s Front, or indeed the Popular Front, these scowling nutters become infuriated. ‘The only people we hate more than the Romans are the f****** Judaean People’s Front!’ spits the ringleader, Reg. These days Reg might possibly be called Jeremy.

Monty Python’s satire harpoons the fragmentising nature of party politics. With each bifurcation, each indignant walk-out by politicians in proud possession of their most precious principles, movements become smaller and rivalries only increase. Eventually you end up with tiny cabals of harrumphing prigs who are more concerned about their pet causes than they are in trying to form a broad party that might, to quote the Book of Common Prayer, allow the country to be ‘godly and quietly governed’.

Zarah Sultana: The Quavery Commissar

Quietness, however, is not really Zarah Sultana’s thing. When she speaks in the House of Commons it is invariably in an urgent, tremulous voice, as if she needs to dash to the lavatory the moment her speech has ended.

This one is a quavery commissar, making blood-curdling accusations about capitalism and Zionism and – dark organ chords, please – the dreaded Tories. Anyone who is not as Left-wing as her is, as she might say, ‘barbaric’.

All this is tremendously lively on social media feeds. She flies off the bat in a TikTok video or what-have-you. But in the flesh, for anything more than a 30-second burst, its rigid insistence can become tiresome.

Mr Corbyn may have a public reputation for political extremism but in the flesh he is a less intense personality. He is softly spoken, can occasionally be droll, even charming.